Off The Wall Opening Spiels

This just came about from weariness from work, boredom and just plain craziness that stirs from stress. Only two opening spiels for some unusual call centers so far.


Godzilla.com
"Thank you for calling Godzilla.com. Is there a devastation I can help you with today?"


X-Com hotline
"Thank you for calling X-Com. Is there an alien invasion I can help you repel today?"


Plain stir craziness indeed for me to have it coalesce in my head. ^_^