Out of the Labs...

Blogwriters Note: This post was inspired from the occasional round of frustration with some things and those occasions of annoyance. This blogwriter feels the need to have a metaphoric item to use for the express purpose of venting. This item was inspired from another blogwriter.

*A canine humanoid wearing a lab coat with protective facemask and visor steps out of the doghouse.*

Its already finished. Hehehehe... This little beauty would do the job as far as stress relief is concerned.

*Holds out what appears a more sleeker and more slick-looking phaser rifle used in the later Star Trek movies, the updated type III variety though colored black with some silver highlight or trim.*

Out of Doghouse Labs, the VORPAL rifle is ready. The Variable Output Radiation Phase Alternating Linear Rifle is an advanced energy weapon which can used for discrete or not-so-discrete destruction of objects and people which draws the ire of his dogginess, me. *Wicked glint flashes from behind the dark visor*

This weapon's projection can be set with narrow focus... *Fires a narrow cutting plane of a beam at a nearby empty can, sheering the top off cleanly* ...to wide disperal *Shoots a wide shot which carves a hole in a nearby wall.*.

This sucker can also molecular disrupt a target like a disintegrator. *Zaps a nearby pile of garbage and cool, disruptor, disintegrator effect engulf the garbage like the way its done most Star Trek phaser settings go.

This weapon can also function as a neural agitator at lower levels to neural disruption at full power. *Zaps a hapless mook passing by the periphery of doghouse. Said mook now on the ground, spasming uncontrollably. Worse than an epileptic with grand mal seizure.*

Hehehehe... Now I have this to use on any object or person of my displeasure. *Menacing laugh followed by a dog's howl. The canine humanoid walks back into the doghouse, happy with his new toy.